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Has jesus touched you?

show me where on the doll

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  • DustInCarroll
    Lv 4
    10 years ago
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    Yes, on my face! I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus! I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!!!

  • 1Up
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    I used a Chi Kung cleansing meditation, and I cleansed the Jesus totem right out of me.

  • Blargoth
    Lv 6
    10 years ago

    What if I pointed to the heart????

    Thus sayeth Ra, the sun god.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Jesus? No. His disciples, however... *breaks down in uncontrollable sobs*

    Source(s): That doll is Fk*c'd
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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    This is so sad. This isn't even funny. Why are you making a joke of something that isn't funny?!

    Source(s): I'm sad.
  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    He doesn't come near me anymore. I think he misjudged my speed.

  • Joshua
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    Well...I touch myself.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    - shakingly points under the tail -

     

    Source(s): - snortles - XoD
  • Quissa
    10 years ago

    *points to the heart*

    God Bless You :)

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    No, he'd better not try either or I'll kick him in the nuts.

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