Is Jesus really gay, my priest said he is?

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So today my priest told me that Jesus was actually gay. If you think about it it could be true, he said that he was always with 12 other guys, had long hair, wore sandles, was always doing weird hand motions, he didn't even marry even though he was like 30 and the normal age to marry back then was 16. He sounds pretty gay to me, but I need some other peoples opinions.

ic · Accepted Answer

Seriously?!?

scrubbag · Answer

And I suppose that all the nuns in convents and all the priests and monks in the world, are also gay, since they chose a solitary life of worship. ?

Some people actually choose God instead of humans....is that so wrong? They devote all their time to worshiping God. 

Just like some people will say anything, even without any proof....does that make them fools, then?  Probalby not, but then, who makes up the rules? 

Some men today have long hair, and I am sure, that they are not gay. Ask one of them someday and see what he says.

Anonymous · Answer

What do sandals and long hair have to do with being gay?

robert C · Answer

by a priest you mean a non catholic pastor or vicar. a catholic priest would be out on his ear quick and lively

Anonymous · Answer

Your priest didn't tell you any such thing.  And to the rest of your statement, blah, blah, blah, blah.  No offense.

Obamas Ipod · Answer

Of course your priest said that, that's why he became a priest to suck corcks and fondle balls. Enjoy that "confession" time!

Tony · Answer

Lmao!

Michael · Answer

ascended masters have integrated both male and female.

Bryan · Answer

I think you couldve done better than this.

Anonymous · Answer

He's not real, but if he was, he was definitely gay.

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