That Guy You Know

He is 3 years older then me. It started about a year and a half ago I think. Whats the chance that I'll develop it too. I'm 17 now. Please help me out, I'm kinda scared.

So today my priest told me that Jesus was actually gay. If you think about it it could be true, he said that he was always with 12 other guys, had long hair, wore sandles, was always doing weird hand motions, he didn't even marry even though he was like 30 and the normal age to marry back then was 16. He sounds pretty gay to me, but I need some other peoples opinions.

My English teacher is always righting sexy comments on my home work, ex: "Nice job", "Good effort", "See me". So...should I tell the principle, my parents, or whoever? Or should I let her think I'm interested in order to get a good grade?

I wash it daily, I'm just really worried. is this normal? What can I do to make it not smell like cheese?

So...I'm white...but I have black friends, a black step-father, and a black president, can I say it now?

Me and a friend of mine we on chat roulette messing with people, you know wearing mask, doing stupid stuff, jacking off, the stuff we usualy do. This is, this time did something different, I grabbed my friends cock and started giving him a hand job to mess with the other person, you should have seen the look of shock on the random persons face. But then things got weird, my friend proceeded to suck my dick and I cumed. I was wondering if I'm gay because I came when a guy blew me. It was all supposed to be to mess with the random people, but now I'm worried that I'm gay now... please help me, does this make me gay? If so is there a way to make me straight again? Thanks.

Okay, so I know this may sound a little weird but today my stepdad (he's white) was saying that bIack people are more genetically closer to apes than any other race. He also proposed an idea that the reason why we play basketball so much is because its the only way to tame our inner apes. I know it seems racist but don't you think its kind of true in a way? I know whenever I grab my homies and da bball court together to shoot some hoops, it calms me down. When I slam dunk it kind of reminds me of swinging on a vine or climbing a tree. And I always love to refuel with a banana afterwards. Do any other blacks sometimes get this sensation?

I want to learn...everything, mostly science and history.

Can you please recommend books that I should read on these subjects, or possibly audio books that I can put on my ipod?

Im currently reading a short history of nearly everything by Bill Bryson, which is a really good starting point.

I want to learn everything about science and history, can anyone help me out?

What are good books to read about these things?

I want to try and convince my grandparents to drive a hybrid car.

Can someone give me the cost of buying this car, and how much you save each year driving it, ect. Thankyou.

Between halo and the movie battle los angeles ive got to thinking...do our governments have a plan incase theres a hostile alien invasion?

I just got bottom braces and an expander put in today, it dosent hurt, but i cant eat. Whenever i try to swallow the food just just stuck up in the expander, please help.

The Tooth-Fairy our one true lord and savior has spoken in the scriptures, her revelations are coming to pass, if you do not repent your sins now and start brushing your teeth more then ever then you shall all be damned to eternity with cavities!!!

ok, i love full metal alchemist and scar is one of my favoriot charictors. I want to get the taoo he has on his right arm, i want the whole thing, not just a part of it. i need pictures of it from every angle.

im a huge F@G fan and i was wondering how does robot do that voice. is it a program, if so where can i get it?

me and some friends were watching some videos on youtube and we decided to put some up also.we want to put up some of our kills from halo 3, the thing is we dont know how to get them from the xbox to the computer. please help us out. i heard something about a capture card, i think F@G uses one to record there amazing videos.

ok, well im a new student at my school and theres this girl i like. shes friends with my friends here and i sometimes see her, shes also in my english class but we dont talk that much.i dont know if she has a boyfriend or for that matter much else about her...any advice?

i got an electric guitar and i want to learn some good easy songs for it, please help me out.

I just bought a coonut at the store and i went home and drained the water.i drank the water and it was discusting. Then i tryed the meat, its so friggin GROSS!!! how can i make the coconut taste good, if thres something i can do i dont wanna waste it.

i want to learn japanese,does anyone know a good site to learn i on?