I need really ridiculous questions!?

whats a pancake doing on your face?

if a bird poops on you, does it mean Pluto will become a planet again?

isn't that the fluffiest lady you have ever seen?

if a chicken crosses a road, don't the geese come and start getting run over?

i like your pants, do you fart regularly in there?

is Macy's a girl?

if you drove your car into the lake, would i be able to fly?

Define the word Pain.

Answer : Rolling down a razorblade on yr balls.

Define the word Fogasisis.

Answer : You have **** in yr brains which only medical students like me will know!

How many marines you need to turn a lightbulb.

Answer : 6. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 5 to turn him around.

Not rediculous enough??

If ten girls and seven boys meet at an underground chipmunk society meeting, what time is it on the planet Mars?

Q whats the difference between a duck

A one of its legs are both the same

( if they ask between a duck and what else tell them just a duck )

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whats brown and sounds like a bell

DUNG! ( say it like a loud ringing bell sound )

what colour of your pants?

he slip on a banana pill but he fell up on the sky.

gee have you look at your toes