How will you hold that boiling temper of yours?

I normally trow up my temper into a cast iron cookware and seal it with an industrial grade spot welder;

I then lock the pot into a safe, toss that safe into trailer sized heavier safe with a 86 bit encription on the lock. I then tow it on an 18 wheeler with a police motorcade and a wideload sign to a deep ravine matted with fluffly pillows and let it self detonate once it hits the bottom.

I then sit back and watch the soft feather flot around me to calm me down.

good question deep pressure helps