R&P, The Place to Be! What selling-point would you use to recruit a Y!A user in becoming a reg in R&P?

First off, I wouldn't be recruiting any old person, by putting an ad in the paper or something, no no no.

If somebody wanna walk these streets and join mah mafia, they gotta be worth it.

So instead of pitching, I'm gonna be testing to see which candidates are worthy of joining the elite of R&P.

Test 1: Somebody asks " Can somebody please recommend me some bands similar to BVB?"

Do you answer:

a) Why of course! *insert useful list*

b) B1tch dees aint no place for yu!

c) ew those bands suck! (you also ironically happen to have a 30STM avatar whilst typing this)

d) say that your balls are itchy today

Test 2: A member of RHH comes in on their monthly trolling spree in R&P.

Do you say:

a) rAP SUCKS, METAL IS REAL MUSIC

b) Yeah I dig rap, I love Eminem

c) say " gee, you guys are so immature"

d) comment on how the moon looks funny when you're wearing 3D glasses

Test 3: I ask a question.

Do you:

a) Star it with your 8493 different Level 1 accounts

b) Attempt to mess with me (in which case my e-mafia will f*ck you up)

c) Answer affectionately and efficiently

d) All of the above

I'm still working on it though, y'know.........

My speech would be *looks for a microphone*

Ladies and Gentlemen *Why is R/P the place to be?* What makes R/P users remain in this section once they've been drawn into world of Rock & Pop?

Well speaking from experience,ummm ummm,ok when i first registered to Y/A R&B/Hip Hop/Family & Relationships were my favourite sections,believe it or not i gained a top contributor badge in friends and ralationships despite giving poor advice and never being in a serious relationship,questions asked in that section started becoming repetitive for e.g * Does he or she like me?*My boyfriend cheated on me should i leave him?*so i kissed that section goodbye.I then decided to see what the R&B section was all about but soon discovered not many people could name 10 good Stevie Wonder songs and Pop related questions would get more responses than R&B related questions.I then started visting the Hip Hop section and discovered some members are trolls using several different accounts.

I then met some of my latest contacts some of them are Rock chicks who influenced me, whether for the good or bad i'll let them to tell you..... listening to Sodom - Agent Orange http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V9WVz9yFt0 right now,yes i'm actually playing metal right now as i type this!

BQ R&B is my favorite genre of music so i'd recommend Zhane Hey Mr Dj http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa7PJseO_hw

Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glhdcJ7K3XM

Stevie Wonder - My Cherie Amour http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Gu-CyE-NQ

R&P Regs: Slightly less retarded than the others

BQ: You'll love psychedelic rock, just listen to Tales Of Brave Ulysses by Cream

If you join, I'll give you cookie, besides all the cool kids are doing it.

BQ: "What's so Funny About Peace, Love, and Understanding" - Elvis Costello, because I can't imagine anyone not liking that song.

R&P is the dark side of Y!A. You know what that means? It means we have an unlimited supply of milk and cookies, that's what.

BA: Hmmm. Tough one. While Black Sabbath is my favorite band of all time, and the band that got me into traditional heavy metal, if I were going to try to get somebody into the trad metal genre I'd probably hand them The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden.

If you made the switch to R&P all your dreams would come true! haha

BQ: You'll love thrash metal if you listen to Master of Puppets by Metallica.

MQ: Rock & Pop, teaching sarcasm and anti-elitism since 2008.

BQ: Well Rocks my favorite genre but for this i'd rather do Hip Hop

You'll love Hip Hop if you just listen to Run DMC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA8DsUN6g_k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wMFOL_sAPk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hN1SKVx31s

I would just like to say that anyone at all is welcome, but they really need to try and refrain from sending hate mail to users who 'ignore' their questions, and sending a tirade of TD's for revenge. It's very unbecoming.

MA: "If you make the switch to R&P, you can have FUN with Harvey! And ME!"

BA: "You'll love Splatter Rock! Just listen to this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkz5yUIoC4w

Hey Harvey,

hmm thats tough as persuading people isnt 1 of my strong points.

i guess i'd say something like "you'd have loads of fun & laughs". because that certainly has proven true for me.

bq:thats even tougher, i'll go with War Pigs-Black Sabbath(that covers rock & metal)

@Rocket Queen:reading that test i'd probably fail it.

If you join R&P, you'll receive your very own 'slather cat' set.

(set includes butter, a 3 month old cat, and feathers)

BQ: You'll love trip-hop, just listen to Ponderosa by Tricky.