How Can I Get The Hiccups?

Well Katie, that's a new one! Most people try to get rid of the hiccups.

Hiccups are a result of air bouncing off of your diaphragm. Most people get them because they took a drink of liquid or swallowed a piece of solid food with air. It's easier to get them when you gulp liquid with air in it, and you can tell you 'did it right' because that swallow hurts. Anytime I drink liquid and it hurts I think, "Oh crap", in your case, that's what you want. Sometime after you will have the hiccups, unless your body absorbed the air you swallowed.

To get rid of them, which you will want to do once you have them, hold your breath for 30 seconds. The air will absorb into your body and they'll go away.