Some Comeback To Tall Jokes?

The sun is shining on the clouds below.

No. It's an accident of perception caused by your distance from me.

dont worry about it. people dont realize they are being *****. usually a little sarcasm goes a long way. for "are you really that tall?" no its just an illusoin. im actually 5ft. then there is "how very clever of you." or "wow thats an original one. you must be in the advanced classes". you could always respond with something negative about them but since you know how it feels, you most likely wont do it. for instance if someone says "wow youre tall" you say "thank you so much for both noticing and mentioning it. wow, you have bad acne."

The next time someone asks you how the weather is up there, tell them, "Don't worry about it. You just make sure Dorothy heads the right direction down the yellow brick road." ~ Get it? Munchkins? ~

Ask them, "Are you really that short?" Or if you want to be silly back, say something like "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs."

Say something like "No, it's an optical illusion" to the first one and to the second one "chance of smog" and then fart.

If they say are you really that tall...say no...you are really that short!

Are you REALLY that short?