Would you rather be handcuffed for a year to a piece of road kill or to a disapproving fundamentalist?

Either choice would "stink", but at least the road kill would keep its opinions to itself.

I think you mean that "disapproving fundamentalist" is "redundant", not an "oxymoron". An oxymoron, by your thinking, would be a "permissive fundamentalist".

And I DON'T think this is a very interesting question nor worthy of much thought at all.

Disapproving fundamentalist. We would enjoy each other I am quite sure and come away with a better knowledge of all things spiritual.

I am an approving fundamentalist. I approve of your right to choose; so does God. I approve of the wrath to come; he's looking forward to it to (actually, I think he's looking forward to when the universe is restored to his original design). I hope you are, too. Handcuffs? Those don't fit in with his plan. I wish those on no one.

I think you mean tautology. The answer would be roadkill because i could cook it and eat it, but it would be wrong to kill and eat a fundamentalist.

road kill for religious people like atheism evolutionism islamic religions, new age Opera religions Eastern karma religions ETC their lies make zero sense and would drive me crazy o wait if they have a brain and do not think with their emotions they could be taught the truth of our Creator Jesus LORD to All Christ too some

Only if the road kill is small... I can't drag a deer for a year straight.

Disapproving fundamentalist isn't an oxymoron, its redundant. I'll take the fundie -- it will be a bigger hell for them to be handcuffed to me than it will be for me (who does not believe in hell).

is the disapproving fundamentalist a hot chick?

The roadkill would disintegrate to nothing. Id rather be handcuffed......to the roadkill.