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? asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

Maybe two if you need someone to hold a woobly chair.

Update:

wobbly? a chair that isn't stable.

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  • Ceisiwr
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
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    I've never seen a light bulb large enough for anyone to screw in...

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    An atheist would use a ladder, not a woobly chair, whatever that is!

  • Obamas Ipod
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    One to hold the bulb while the world revolves around him!

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