if some one told you that Rev Sun Myung Moon was the messiah, what would you say?

I would ask questions. Who considers him the messiah, and why? What spiritual benefits do his followers derive from accepting him as a messiah? What do they think about the claims of other messianic figures? What function would he have as the messiah (in other words, how does this play out theologically)? How do his devotees treat those who do not believe he's the messiah? Just basic questions, the kind one generally asks about religions.

That I have met the Messiah already, and He wasn't Sun Myung Moon.

No no longer the antichrist he's agreeable jesus prophecy Mark 13:22 For fake Christs and fake prophets shall upward thrust, and shall shew signs and indicators and wonders, to seduce, if it have been available, even the decide for.

Get in line, I am still getting over the heartbreak of discovering Kim Jong Il was not the messiah.

I am looking for the Son not the Moon.

A convicted criminal isn't the Messiah. That and mass weddings are incredibly creepy.

What if somebody told you that Jesus Christ was the messiah - apparently people not only believe that, they will kill you to prove it. So why not some fat, lunatic Korean???

Five minutes of derisive laughter pretty much covers it.

I would Taze him and shlt on his face

your crazy