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Could anyone compose a Poem about Payday loans?

I would like to see if anyone could do a Payday loan poem about how the cause misery, hard times, etc?

10 points to the poem i like best, thanks!

Update:

Brilliant!! keep them coming! i'm loving reading them! LOL!

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    "Get your payday loan today

    we'll give you lots of money" they say,

    "no need to wait until you get your pay"

    "as much as you want, it'll be ok"

    but what they fail to say

    is that when tomorrow becomes today

    and your left with a lot more debt than yesterday

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

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    RE Could anyone compose a Poem about Payday loans?

    I would like to see if anyone could do a Payday loan poem about how the cause misery, hard times, etc?

    10 points to the poem i like best, thanks!

  • 9 years ago

    There once was a man short of cash,

    He needed a wedge in a flash.

    He borrowed some money from a payday loan comp'ny,

    Monster interest landed him in a mash.

    ps, if you accept this poem you may have it until the end of the month but I will be requiring a Shakespearean sonnet in return as payment, this does not affect your statutory rights!!!

  • 9 years ago

    I was down on my luck, my brains, and my stash

    The weekend was coming and I needed some cash

    So I applied for a loan down on Davenport Street

    Borrowed some money for only one week

    When the week was all over I didn’t have the doe

    So I never made payment – I just let it roll

    The Cash Advance lender was so cool and so kind

    He smiled and he said that it was juuuusssttt fine!

    When my next Paycheck came I couldn’t pay it off

    So I made the mistake of going back to the trough

    I borrowed more money just to give me some time

    Then I was told how the interest had climbed

    For one thousand dollars and 30 days in

    Over 200 bucks is the vig I was payin’

    So I had to get funded from another cash lender

    To pay off the first their cold legal tender

    Now the stress was profound like I was slipping away

    And I was recalling way back to the good old bad days

    When I needed some cash cause I couldn’t pay the rent

    Or when I needed some swag to pay down bad debt

    I asked for more hours and I worked overtime

    The boss liked me more and I didn’t spend a dime

    I went home real late and like a baby I slept

    And when the sun came up shining I wasn’t in debt

    So now my credit it damaged – more like dead in the ditch

    And the phone keeps on ringin’ from some bugger’s *****

    She calls me a loser and all sorts of names

    She figures I’ll pay her because I feel shamed

    She says that they’re coming to put me away

    Gonna do time with some dude called Big Ray

    And the prospect of that makes me fill sick

    I don’t like big dudes and I don’t like big____

    But before they can take me I have one last plan

    I got a new marine flare and full Jerry Can

    I’m going downtown back to Davenport Street

    And that loan sharkin’ mother is gonna feel some heat

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  • 9 years ago

    Payday loans, mayday loaves I can bot afford to buy......:-(( ok I don't know what I'm saying. Oh well! at least I tried.

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