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Help I'm in Huge Trouble!!!!?

Help me please. I woke up drunk and I have a meeting with student conduct of my college in 20 minutes for smoking weed. What do I do???????????

Update:

And no one tell me to focus on school I have a 3.64 at an Ivy League school

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  • 9 years ago
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    You could tell them that you've changed your ways and are now getting drunk in preference to getting high. And that your previous situation was simply due to a misunderstanding, as you were being literal and thought that higher education required a state of altered consciousness.

  • 9 years ago

    Drink a ton of water. Take a shower, to take some of the smell of stale booze off you (although you'll still smell, you'll smell less.) Brush your teeth, and suck on a breath mint during the meeting. Do all this, and yet still arrive on time, and good luck to you, because I don't think this meeting is going to go well for you.

  • 9 years ago

    Roll up a fat *** L and get a bottle of grey goose..bring them both to the meeting and offer it to everyone there

    Source(s): Experience..also rick dipietro just gor hurt
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    A vita water with B12 , oh and to avoid the problem , stop being a douche and focus on school

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  • 9 years ago

    pick up yourself and pretend that you are a normal student. Haha learn from it

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