What is the absolute corniest song you can think of?

I was about to answer with the Pokemon theme song but since you mentioned Paul...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHeEwiQJsY

"I Want My Baby Back", Jimmy Cross (1965)

In 1977, British DJ Kenny Everett named it no. 1 in the Bottom 30 after a public vote.[13]

"MacArthur Park", Richard Harris (1968)

Dubbed "the worst song in modern history" in Dave Barry's "Bad Song Survey",[14] and popculturemadness.com's "List of the Worst Songs of All Time".[15]

Paul Anka

"(You're) Having My Baby", Paul Anka (1974)

No. 1 worst song as voted on by CNN.com users.[16]

"Dance with Me", Reginald Bosanquet (1980)

A disco song by a British newscaster, voted no. 1 in the Bottom 30 by listeners of British DJ Kenny Everett in 1980.[17]

"We Built This City", Starship (1985)

Ranked #1 in "Run for Your Life! It's the 50 Worst Songs Ever!" list in Blender Magazine,[18] and "The 10 Worst Songs of the 1980s", Rolling Stone[19]

"Heartbeat", Don Johnson (1986)

Boston.com's Arts & Entertainment staff ranked this as No. 1 on their "Top Ten Worst Songs of All Time".[20][better source needed]

"The Millennium Prayer", Cliff Richard (1999)

VH1 labeled this the worst number one record of all time after a poll.[21][better source needed]

"Who Let the Dogs Out?", Baha Men (2000)

Number one on Spinner's "Top 20 Worst Songs Ever".[22]

"The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)", The Cheeky Girls (2002)

Voted the no. 1 "worst pop record" by Channel Four viewers in a poll broadcast in January 2004

Puff the Magic Dragon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxIwRDs1Yc8

Afternoon Delight/Starland Vocal Band

but I love this song! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPSh47gHz8

x3

Jesus is my friend - Sonseed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

"I'm Too Sexy" By: Right Said Fred

http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&hl=en&client=mv-g...