Will I be punished for this?

Judge me all you want, but please answer my question…

I am a passport addict. I am not sure what this means, but the bottom line is, I love passports. When people are talking around me and I hear the word "passport," I immediately join the conversation and become very interested in the topic, whichever it is. Let's assume it's not a disease.

And I made up this "country," Amempreland, for which – surprise, surprise – I designed a whole passport, with 48 pages and everything. I would like to print it at an instaprint service or somethingm but I'm afraid they'll turn me down, fearing governmental punishment.

To my favor go:

1) Amempreland is not a real country;

2) I have a valid, real-country issued passport;

3) I have no criminal record;

4) I don't need it to look *exactly* like an actual passport – the cover is going to be paper and it won't have any security features.

Against me go:

1) The fact that I'm nuts;

2) Their fear that I will misuse the passport, however scruffy;

3) The fact that I am absolutely 100% nuts, totally crazy.

Help me out! Can I print a passport issued (well, not per se) by a country that's not real? Again, I DON'T PLAN ON USING IT!

Thanks in advance :p