Should I make a coffee now or go to the bathroom?

Pretending to faint is a great idea unless you're surrounded by security cameras. My old boss (on the morning of his disciplinary) pretended to faint in his office. While he thought no one was watching he ruffled papers off his desk onto the floor, then got on the floor half sitting half lying slumped against his desk and positioned the glasses on his face to be hanging on just one ear....all caught and recorded on camera much to every ones amusement.

If you make the coffee and drink it then you will have to use the bathroom. Coffee is a diuretic. Good luck with getting away with skipping the meeting though.

OMG THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH DECISION! if you make the coffee it will turn into hobo piss because some horny ***** drank all the beverages in the world because they were too thirsty and this caused a disaster in gypsie land... witch eventually will turn all the kinky woodland fairies against you and you will be killed by a sparkly man..... (edward cullen)

but if you go to the bathroom the gypsies will run out of water..... so they will chase down the woodland fairies who will call on the sparkly man to burst throughout the too to kill you!

so yeah either way you will die..... your choice man but just remember anything is possible with enough coffee!

Both are only temporary and, usually, very short term solutions.

Tell those in the meeting you're terribly sorry but you have a conflicting and very important appointment. Then leave the premises.

Just quit your job and try day labor instead. Lots of new people every day

make it look like you are on an important call....tell them not to wait for you as it could take a while.

Pretend to faint.

If you need to go, GO! Then when you are at ease make me a good coffee.

Thanks.