duttyjoncrow

I'm selling my car on ebay and although it drives fine and has just had an MOT and service on the last day of listing the engine management light has just come on and I have just had an offer for it that ordinarily I would be happy to take. Should I accept the offer and offer some money off because of this or accept it and possibly loose out on selling it. I really need the money btw!

I have to perform a song whilst standing on the desk for my job interview as an Analyst. What song should I sing to nab the job?

Or could you suggest another way of skipping a meeting?

And what's the best/most imaginative place to do it?

You sometimes see people shooting in the air but are the bullets stilla threat once they inevitably fall back to earth?

I have taken Codeine very sparingly for years (I try not to take tablets if I can help it) to help with migraines but I didn't know Codeine was addictive until today and know I keep looking at the pack thinking "one more won't hurt"......Oh yeah and I don't currently have a migraine.

I know I need to leave my girlfriend for very good reasons. All my friends and family have told me I need to do it but the problem is that not only is she immature and spoilt, extremely prone to tantrums (she actually folds her arms and starts breathing heavily when she's mad) and revels in the pain of others she believes has done her the slightest wrong, never says sorry, never believes she does anything wrong, always talks as if she is always right, believes her advice is to be adhered to and I could go on.....so not only is she all of that but I sit right across a desk from her at work.

I'm not insanely career minded but I do think I can do well in my current job and I like the company and the people in my office/building quite alot. I have tried looking for another job but it's not materialising at the moment.

She is driving me insane, I mean literally beating my head against a wall insane, literally! I talk to myself about her openly in the street and I don't care who hears me. I have shouted at the top of my voice when I've been on my own and we've been arguing. Sometimes I can almost feel my blood pressure rising by the second.

I'm a naturally calm and decent person who is very laid back and I normally don't care much for what others think of me as long as I'm a good person in life. I hate drama prefer to avoid arguments but I will stand my ground. I am changing when I'm around her. I live in not quite fear of saying or doing the wrong thing but close to it as everything seems to upset her and arguments over the most minor of issues last for days. She has insecurity and confidence issues and needs to be with around or talking to someone constantly either in person or by text or she doesn't feel needed or wanted. Nothing I do is right in her eyes unless she told me to do it. I can't even book holiday at work without okaying it with her. We've talked about both of our issues and I acknowledge I am far from perfect! She doesn't accept that her issues exist mostly. Even her Dad said that she is spoilt and they have a great relationship. We had a massive argument just after Xmas that left me crying uncontrollably in a public space and I lost who I was for while.

I don't want to end up hating or resenting her even though I realise that this paints a rather demonic picture of her. She does have her good points and I would wish that we could someday be friends although I don't think she would be capable of this. So given that I would prefer not to leave my job how should I end this relationship or should I say "delationship" because it's deflating the life essence out of me!!!!..????

I had a massive thing for years for this girl and we got to the friendship stage before anything could happen. I told her how I felt and we decided we felt the same but wanted to take it very slow so we would still have the friendship if it didn't work out. Nothing sexual happened between us before we decided against going any further. I still see her as a friend from time to time but that's all now. Anyway years later I met her younger sister (who is also a friend) and a group of us all went out for New Years and now I can't get her out of my mind. I think she likes me but I'm not sure. Should I risk going down this road again with the sister? Also is this considered a bit nasty of me to go for the younger sister now even though nothing happened with the older one???

....in Swahili. It really turns me on but everytime I ask a girl to do it for me they think I'm either joking or crazy! After about 5 mins of trying to persuade them I loose interest and tell them to leave and not to call me again until they are willing to experiment with a little cunning linguistics. Most of them stay away after that, apart from one but all she can say is the word for door which is not very sexy at all plus she mispronounces it. What can I do people???

Everyday droves of Londoners take the tube to and from work and I'm sure everyday we all see some beautiful looking people sitting opposite us........catching fleeting glances over the Metro.........peering through sunglasses at a little of what you fancy............trying to capture their image with your camera phone (one for the freaks out there, be proud of your freakiness peeps, be PROUD!)..........I think the Piccadilly Line is particularly outstanding but what do YOU think????????

If I guy approached you who was 5'9", 23 stone but was facially good looking with a fantastic personality would you still think about giving him one (or two)???

...for not wanting to go downtown.

I don't have one because I love it so much but I thought it would be good to be prepared (dib dib dib) SCOUTS RULE!!!

When your partner engages in the oral practices, are you a selfish soul or do you return the favour in kind?

When I used to work in my local bakery I used to 'love' cream horns but I got fired once the manager caught me 'loving' my cream horn a little too much whilst on my break. I just love the way all that cream is stuffed into that sweet little horn. I get excited thinking about it. Now I'm banned from Wenzels in the UK and the cream horns aren't the same anywhere else. Can anyone suggest some alternatives for me?

Lately I have found that I have become aroused by filthy emails. These emails simply have to contain filthy but ordinary words like poo, tampon and rubbing. Sometimes they are accompanied with other things in the emails like naked / semi naked pictures (mostly women but not exclusively) or big medical/intellectual words of at least 4 syllables. If I get one with all 3 elements I cannot stop touching myself for days. It is effecting my ability to earn money as I was summarilly dismissed from my last job in the local bakery ( cream horns will never be the same again). Is it normal to be turned on by this? If not how can I stop? and If it is normal then how do I get more emails???

In the shower this morning I discovered a stub-like lump growing in my annuss passage. I've just checked it again and it appears to be getting longer.

Is this the next step in my evolutionary process like Heroes??? How long before develop any super powers???

and a 'normal' question gets 3 answers in 2 hours? Also when you ask the nasty questions people still answer but tell you you're unintelligent for asking and having some fun online with likeminded people. Aren't they just unintelligent for answering if they don't like what the question is about?

I'm particularly interested in spending as little as possible. What's involved in the process also?

I am skilled in music, art, creative writing and I.T. and I hate getting up early, working with people that don't have an off-key sense of humour. I enjoy film, sports and cruising with my crow. What should I do???