Am I growing a tail???

Question

In the shower this morning I discovered a stub-like lump growing in my annuss passage. I've just checked it again and it appears to be getting longer. 

Is this the next step in my evolutionary process like Heroes??? How long before develop any super powers???

Jeff M · Accepted Answer

After the poop comes out, you should wipe your butt.  After this, if you run outside yelling "I wipe my own ***!" your neighbors will then know you as the hero you are.

JENNY B · Answer

check in your arm pits, if you see some small spruce trees growing, then yes you are growing a tail. your new majic power of being able to predict the prime ministers bowel opening times will appear when the trees develop their first cones.
 good luck in your new pine fresh life!!!!!

Anonymous · Answer

Is this a serious question>? Do you really think you are going to be like someone on Heroes?

libbyft · Answer

Sounds more like a developing abscess - which are incredibly common in this area! If I were you I would see a doctor!!

§~You can&#39;t judge me!~§ · Answer

What the H3!1!!! You ain't growing no d4m% tail!!! And, why would that be a power anyway?!

samiDEE · Answer

ha ha lol! ure not gonna b a super hero after all

Barbara Doll to you · Answer

It's piles. See a doctor.

Anonymous · Answer

hahaha imagine what you can do with an extra tail LOL

pikachu · Answer

plz see a doctor and get it checked

alittleminx01 · Answer

so long as you don't start talking out of it you'll be fine, looks like you're too late on that one though!!!!!!!!!!!

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