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How do I get through a wedding without crying?
I found out that I'm going to be attending a wedding. I know for a fact I'm going to be crying like a pussy, and I need some tips to keep my composure.
"There's nothing to be ashamed of tears!"
Yeeeeah- no. See, I'll probably be wearing loads of makeup that will run, and since I'm going to be the maid of honor, I can't just excuse myself. Also, I'm expecting a great deal of Grade A jerks to be there and they'll give me hell about it.
Mantras, meditation techniques, a concussion; whatever can help me with dry eyes.
@Howard Stern
Hmm, not quite large enough. If we're going to go with poots, we should doctor the punch bowl with fart powder.
5 Answers
- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
get drunk enough to where you don't remember where the hell you are. just do it, don't act like a little bϊtch.
- joinme4coffeeLv 79 years ago
OK, I'm the world's worst cry baby. I used to cry when my dad yelled at my sister. My kids laugh at me when I watch movies - I cry when they are happy and when they are sad. BUT, when my sister got married (I was her MOH) I didn't cry during the ceremony. My best friend was shocked. I was so focused and distracted that I didn't cry one tear. I have cried at every single wedding since, even ones where I didn't even know the bride.
Experiment with water proof make up, especially mascara. But seriously, I'll bet you $100 you will not cry just like I didn't. I have never cried at a wedding that I was a MOH or bridesmaid.
- 9 years ago
I've heard the tickling the roof of your mouth with your tongue can help! What I do is bite on my cheek though, and take my mind elsewhere other than the situation that is making me emotional!
- 9 years ago
I don't know how to stop crying, but water proof makeup is works really good. One of my friends went swimming with it and it didn't run.
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