what's the average person's life like?

what are the lifetime events/states/facts of an average male? how about average female..?

here is an example of average male: (i'm not saying this reflects a true average..it's just something to get you started...)

-birth, starts talking, big time attachment to parents....etc.

-schooling...fear of school...bullying...first crush?

-high school teenager...bad behavior?...baseball team....piercing?...tatoo?....short term girlfriends...sexual growth....growth in strength...sudden interest in sports...hangs out with other teenage friends a lot...gaming...

-college. partying...drinking..smoking..hard times...pulls through.....with a B.S.

-meets potential future wife?

-job...financial distress...change of career..?

-gradual increases in salary....has kids....gets old and impatient...

-kids go through the same **** as him..midlife crisis

-retirment...

-grandkids time

-death?