Can someone please clarify to me if I am a vampire?

I have never read a more hilarious answer as Franky the Pigeon, nor a more hilarious question.

Eat yourself.

As there are no such thing as vampires, no you are not.

Anyway, vampires drink blood from the vein not collected menstrual blood from a jam jar. You are either a troll or you are in need of some help, this is not usual and not healthy.

Oh so you got your own red wings, how grose.

If you don't have this disease you can't possibly be a vampire in a sense of the disease:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porphyria

You do realize that the blood stays in your tubes for two weeks and after that when no fertilized egg comes out, the 2 week old blood is flushed out. You are drinking OLD BLOOD!

The human mind and morality can defy our very existence.

You are not. Your P. Blood is composed of gems and 95% unclean. This is why some people die a foolish death.

A peeing jar? Do you buy those at Walmart?

I see a short life in store for you.

Vampires do not exist. It's okay to pretend to be one, but drinking blood can make you sick.

It's entirely possible that you are, as the definition of a vampire is some one who drinks blood due to a feeling of need or necessity. And therefore technically you are, however if you mean 'Am I an Undead Vampire?' It's unlikely but still not entirely impossible, as they likely do or did exist, however I doubt it, as if you were you're inspiration wouldn't be from some teen covered in poorly done concealer and glitter... Seriously Twilight has to be the most ridiculous media interpretation of the vampire myth yet.

As I said Yes your a vampire, No not an undead one

First off no, you're not undead, you're nor super strong, you're heart still beats.

Secondly, please do everyone who enjoys fantasy novels a favor and read a good one ( and lets be honest everything is better then Twilight).

Twilight is just one girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

Why are there so many loonies on this site?

I am sick of hearing about this Twilight rubbish.

You ought to be a little more discerning in your choice of TV programs.

ewww!! are u being serious????? The vampires in the movie dont drink period blood..once again ewwwww