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Caviar asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Apparently God is dead?

I just had a call from yoda saying that darth vader killed god ? but we're all good because the council said that yoda will take this place, they tried to call satan for assistance against the dark side but apparently he was too busy playing dungeons & dragons.

so what do we do ? do we worship yoda now and join the rebellion, because yoda told me if we join him we will get a free heaven citizenship and a set of wings and a halo...... but is it worth it, i mean id rather be a couch potato but having wings and fight with yoda sounds cool..... tell me what to do ?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    I hope he threw god into a wood chipper.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Dead, non existent, or left the building. Either way you look at it, dude is gone.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    join the dark sidee and steal candies?

  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    It was Nietzsche who said that. But who cares what he had to say, he was a German.

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  • Jeancommunicates
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    You are so twisted. Your fairy tales have left you with a depraved mind. God is still on His throne.

  • Aminda
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    God is Eternal. He can NOT die. Read your Bible.

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