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The Great Wookie Caviar Greets You, young earthlings ! I am here to get rid of religious blasphemy, and share the way of the Jedi and the great Wookie named Wook Wook Ewoki. Join me or be crushed by the saber of Sith ! May the force be with you all ! Gggggggaaaaaaaahhhhhhhrrrrrrrrgh !

  • Anyone fed up about environmentalists ?

    Last night i was riding my motocross with my friend on his around my countryside area and i got stopped by a group of tree huggers saying that they will call the police to get our bikes confiscated and they said that we killed all the trees we drove past. Does anyone think that these wastes of space they call environmentalists should be forced to work on a whaling ship or lumberjacks just to get them to shut up ?

    Tbh all i ever hear and see nowdays is all that crap about global warming and animal extinctions, and it been proven animals and plants have been going extinct for millions of years without human interaction, and that the earth has been proven to rapidly heat up before submerging into an ice age as a cycle.

    The more they moan about the environment the less i seem to care. Please feel free to say whatever is on your mind.

    And if you are connected to greenpeace then go Fcuk a squirell.

    5 AnswersOther - Environment9 years ago
  • Buying Chemicals Online......?

    Hi there i am wondering if its legal to by chamicals such as pure sulphur, Potassium Nitrate and Hydrochloric Acid online.

    I am Building my own 122mm Explosive Rocket but i need those ingridients..... i know its not legal so if you want... sue me.

    I have over 2 years experiance in Making Explosives and Qualifications in Engineering and a minor Explosives engineering course in England.... but i need a registered company to legaly do it. I just want to use my workshop.

    So my initial question.... is it possible to buy those ingridients online and legally possess them in the united states ? as i am only familiar with brithish regulations.

    Thanks in advance.... and dont worry i wont aim at your houses.

    1 AnswerLaw & Ethics9 years ago
  • i have a mini moto problem.?

    Hi there, i just bought a used mini moto and had to put a new throttle cable on it, but everytime i pull the pull start the back wheel spins at the same time of the pull.

    Does anyone know how to sort this ?

    Thanks in advance

    2 AnswersMotorcycle Racing9 years ago
  • Starting COD Black Ops Clan.?

    hey peeps, i have recently started a black ops clan called ViBE, it consists mainly of COD WAW veterans 10th prestige. But that doesnt matter, Its for PS3.

    atm i am prestige 5 in black ops, so at least prestige 4 people but special cases are obiviously considered. We play hardcore s&d and team deathmatch sometimes and only people from europe due to timezones, well spoken english and a good sense of humour. If anyone interested write your psn address in the answer or email it to me, whichever you prefer.

    2 AnswersNintendo Wii9 years ago
  • Starting COD Black Ops Clan.?

    hey peeps, i have recently started a black ops clan called ViBE, it consists mainly of COD WAW veterans 10th prestige. But that doesnt matter, Its for PS3.

    atm i am prestige 5 in black ops, so at least prestige 4 people but special cases are obiviously considered. We play hardcore s&d and team deathmatch sometimes and only people from europe due to timezones, well spoken english and a good sense of humour. If anyone interested write your psn address in the answer or email it to me, whichever you prefer.

    2 AnswersPlayStation9 years ago
  • Why is God so cruel ?

    For all you Believers.....

    Why does God create us, does nothing to help us and gives us free will, and when we dont obey him, we will burn in hell for all eternity.... if there is a god why doesnt he take any responsibility for us ? I never asked to be created, and i never asked to have free will so why is he forcing people to do what he says or we will 'burn in hell' ?

    I'll say satan is a lot better than god because he is doing his job at least, god is just toying with us.

    P.S. Dont write verses from the bible or torah or the holy book of Assholes. I want your answers.

    And I am not a Satanist..............

    2 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years ago
  • Poll: What do you do when bored ?

    Sometimes i stick cactuses up my bum..... its fun

    11 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years ago
  • POLL : How many pubes do you have ?

    Iz got millions

    6 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years ago
  • What do you think of that joke ? No religious people please......?

    Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him.

    He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.

    He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.

    He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.

    Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?"

    "Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."

    "Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."

    "Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.

    "Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.

    7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years ago
  • Poll : Which Religion makes more sense?

    Jedi or Christianity ?

    13 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years ago
  • Apparently God is dead?

    I just had a call from yoda saying that darth vader killed god ? but we're all good because the council said that yoda will take this place, they tried to call satan for assistance against the dark side but apparently he was too busy playing dungeons & dragons.

    so what do we do ? do we worship yoda now and join the rebellion, because yoda told me if we join him we will get a free heaven citizenship and a set of wings and a halo...... but is it worth it, i mean id rather be a couch potato but having wings and fight with yoda sounds cool..... tell me what to do ?

    10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years ago
  • POLL: Who would you rather be?

    Chuck Norris

    Mr.T

    Yoda

    Jesus

    I always wanted to be yoda, just floating about smoking weed and waving a fluorescent light about.

    7 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years ago
  • Why dont i ever get depressed?

    Lol it a nice change for you lot not to hear about all those suicidal teens.

    But it is a serious question, i mean ive never been depressed in my life.... im always happy even during crappy times but i just cant help it, and yeah i do get a temper and start swearing at everyone around me but i forget about it within 10 mins. And even drugs dont really depress me, im a happy drunk/pothead...... and some people find it weird.

    Lol even when my friend broke his leg, i was on the floor laughing for 1/2 hour.... but he had to go to hospital and he had to wait in pain until my laughing fit was over.....

    But can you classify this kind of behaviour, is there a name for it ?

    3 AnswersPsychology9 years ago
  • Apparently God is dead?

    I just had a call from yoda saying that darth vader killed god ? but we're all good because the council said that yoda will take this place, they tried to call satan for assistance against the dark side but apparently he was too busy playing dungeons & dragons.

    so what do we do ? do we worship yoda now and join the rebellion, because yoda told me if we join him we will get a free heaven citizenship and a set of wings and a halo...... but is it worth it, i mean id rather be a couch potato but having wings and fight with yoda sounds cool..... tell me what to do ?

    6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years ago
  • Religion Makes countries lose money?

    I feel that religion is a pile of BS and a waste of tax payers money, the priests should get a useful job instead of feeling up kids, if people dedicated their church time to the community and society then the world would be a better place. Also churches are a waste of space, the government could build houses in their place and would help overcrowding. Because if people are so dedicated to their so-called god, then they can worship him at home, because apparently he's everywhere.

    So, who would agree ? and do you think my dream would ever happen ?

    5 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years ago
  • Weird..... Question inside.?

    Hi there, 2 months i've been looking for a job and i must have made 150-200 applications and last week literally given up... but i went to a pub the other day and found a job... so yeah coool but last night i went to another pub down the road and they also offered me a job! and i was like WTF ?!

    now i have two jobs working behind bar nearly doing 14h days with some stone hard cash. but my question is that how come we get things when we havent come for them.. i mean i just went to get drunk so it had nothing to do with looking for work.... but when i was looking for work i never found anything ?

    What do you think ?

    1 AnswerWords & Wordplay9 years ago
  • Poll : Which is better Oblivion or Skyrim ?

    I personally prefer oblivion, its simpler and loads more to explore.

    4 AnswersVideo & Online Games9 years ago
  • Why does the government use propaganda to make weed look as bad as Meth, Heroin etc. ?

    It pisses me off like, some people say smoking weed is lethal and makes you stupid......well the lethal dose of marihuana is to smoke 500KG of it in 5mins, and i can tell you for a fact it doesnt affect your intelligence, i have been smoking weed for 6yrs and in that time i managed to get a degree in forensic science and no one i meet would ever think i smoke it. And it makes you feel good about yourself when youre high, and apparently its supposed to give you schitzophrenia but my uncle has been smoking it for 30yrs and he's golden.

    So why is the government ignoring the facts and tries to invent theorys and links between weed and ilnesses when british scientist say its healthier than both drinking and smoking tobacco.

    So please share and care :)

    12 AnswersCurrent Events9 years ago
  • Just Read an article about polish hussar cavalry.... help?

    Just read an article stating that the polish hussars of the 16th century were the best ever in the world, it said that they havent lost a single battle for 250 years.

    If that is true then they are badass....... with fluffy wings. lol

    Has anyone got any more info on them ?

    1 AnswerPoland9 years ago
  • Why cant we leave iran alone ?

    Im european and yes it disturbs me when all the countries get trigger happy with their uranium, but why cant we leave iran alone? North Korea made nuclear bombs and NATO didnt give a flying crap about it, and id be more worried with N.Korea. Iran says its enriching uranium for use as a power source, so why cant we give them the benefit of the doubt, especially when they're not hiding it like N.Korea or Russia.

    And america is just making everything worse with the embargo. I think that there is more to this than uranium. I think america has a grudge against iran or some sort of conspiracy theory.