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Apparently God is dead?
I just had a call from yoda saying that darth vader killed god ? but we're all good because the council said that yoda will take this place, they tried to call satan for assistance against the dark side but apparently he was too busy playing dungeons & dragons.
so what do we do ? do we worship yoda now and join the rebellion, because yoda told me if we join him we will get a free heaven citizenship and a set of wings and a halo...... but is it worth it, i mean id rather be a couch potato but having wings and fight with yoda sounds cool..... tell me what to do ?
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- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
I'm far more comfortable with Yoda as God than I was with the old dude. Yoda is smarter, cuter and easier to understand. Plus Yoda is actually good, unlike the old evil overlord.
Like this I do. Rebellion I will join.
- Anonymous9 years ago
I heard many on the council say that Yoda was green with envy over god ...
Yoda trains Darth ... Darth kills god ...
go figure ... coincidence I think not ...
- ParadiseLv 49 years ago
IT IS only natural to call to God for help when we are in dire straits. After all, he “is great and is abundant in power; his understanding is beyond recounting.” (Psalm 147:5) He is in the very best position to help us to cope with our problems. Added to that, the Bible invites us to ‘pour out our heart’ before him. (Psalm 62:8) Why is it, then, that so many have the impression that God does not answer their prayers? Does that mean that he does not care?
Rather than being quick to blame God for any seeming inaction, think back to the time when you were a child. When your parents did not give in to your every demand, did you ever accuse them of not loving you? Many children do. When you grew up, however, you appreciated that love is displayed in many ways and that saying yes to a child’s every request is not really the loving thing to do.
Similarly, if Jehovah does not always answer our prayers to our liking, it does not mean that he is ignoring us. The truth is, God shows his concern for all of us in many ways.
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- ?Lv 69 years ago
Yep, two in the back of the head beside a dumpster, cops are looking for a guy called Nietzsche.
- Anonymous9 years ago
god was executed years ago for mass murder on a planetary scale and other crimes against humanity-it is said he screamed like a baby before being dispensed with.
- Anonymous9 years ago
Keep up the heavy drinking,,lol
- Anonymous9 years ago
The force be with you.