What do you think of that joke ? No religious people please......?

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Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him.

He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.

He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.

He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.

Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?"

"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."

"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."

"Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.

"Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.

Lizzy · Accepted Answer

Why post in R&S if you don't want religious people to answer?

planner · Answer

if you took out the part about "he was nailed to a cross"  it would be pretty funny because it could be Giuseppe the dude who made pinocchio....  but having the part about the cross in it takes that possibility away. just saying the part about having holes in his hands where the nails used to be could make the reader think it was God talking about Jesus, until they read the punch line. 

and by the way, i am a sold out born again spirit filled christian. we still enjoy a good joke and laugh at what is funny.

byrnedick4 · Answer

I'm hugely confused. I thought Jesus H Christ was his own father.

? · Answer

Clever, but it goes on too long to be so light hearted, I would shorten it . . .
      Now here is true humor . . . 
2 Kings 18:Â 27But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

Anonymous · Answer

Lol but for really offencive jokes try spanish jokes

? · Answer

I'm a religious person...  The joke doesn't offend me, but I don't really think it's that funny.  :p

lakime · Answer

lol, but check this whe you say no religious people its counterproductive
its gives them an invitation and its purpose serves differently.
that stirs curosity and makes them want to come

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What do you think of that joke ? No religious people please......?

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