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Freethinker asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Baldilocks and the She Bears?

In 2 Kings 2:23-24, there is a story about some kids making fun of Elisha for being bald. He curses them in the name of the Lord and two she bears come and maul the kids. What is the point of this story?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    God has an army of bears and he will use any excuse to unleash them upon children.

  • Hal Roach
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    I've quoted that passage here many times, but I never heard the pun you put in the headline. Well done. Though I guess it's more like "No-locks and the 2 Bears".

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I prefer Goldilocks and the 3 bears ..

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Doan fokc with Kojak or bears will eat you

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Here's the answer:

    http://www.bible-reviews.com/blog/2010/08/29/why-d...

  • spectrum_of_shadows
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    The point is, don't read this to your kids.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    that god is a wiccan; she can curse

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