Why do Vegan males always sit down to urinate?

Sounds like somebody bombed at open mic night this past Wednesday...

How do you know that Vegan males sit to urinate?

Some times I sit, sometimes I stand, whichever is more convenient. At night I always sit, saves my aiming when half-asleep, and it's easy to drop my drawers.

And I'm an Omnivore as well.

cuz when u become vegan ur body releases a substance that turns your penis into a vagina. except, thats not really waht happens- its a mind trick, your penis is still there. that results in the epic confusion of peeing down while sitting. also, you become emotional and appreciate the beauty of rainbows, start reading the horoscope daily and you become interested in watching keeping up with the kardashains all the time.

Your mom hated when I wasted a drop when she gets her golden shower. You must have asked her about the special chair she has.

It's an inconvenience to carry tweezers in their pockets?

OOOh i get it your implying that vegan males have vaginas!

How has no one recognised your talents before?

well. . . .if you stand up and pee, you get sprinkle of pee on your clothes. . . . you can test it too, put your hand over your leg at normal length and you will feel the sprinkles of pee on your hand. . its just more cleaner to sit down and pee. thats all.