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Need innocent jokes about politicians?
I am giving a presentation about my imaginary family made up of famous politicians. I need some material that pokes fun at any politician. It has to be relatively innocent and something simple because it is for a spanish class and I have to translate it.
For example, i say George Bush looks like a chimpanzee, many people think Obama is the devil, Nancy Pelosi is always smiling because of botox....
I need something along these lines, and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE no smart as* answers...I have looked in this thread before and can't believe some of the stupid stuff people post
2 Answers
- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
Read some of W's speeches, they are probably archived but still accessible.
- que te jodanLv 79 years ago
Why don't we ever hear of a thief stealing from a politician's house?
Professional courtesy.
