What are the foods that I should avoid after being tattooed?

Is this question a joke? Because everyone knows you can only eat bananas for a week after getting inked! Kidding aside, eat whatever you want.

All dairies, fruits, and meats. Sorry, but you're going to need to become a vegan. My cousin got a tat and they told him not to eat this stuff, but he didn't listen. Well, he got something kind of like a hole in his skin where the tat was and now he's stirring in his grave.