Can theists explain to me why Santa Clause seems like a nicer person to me than Jehovah?

be good and saint nick gives us presents

be good and jehovah promises heaven through "faith"

do bad and sain nich doesn't give you presents :(

do bad and jehovah burns you for eternity along with untold terror and torments :o

Humans Can Cheat Santa Clause But Humans Cant Cheat God

Ye Liked That Jolly Old Fat-*** Visited You. He's Not Real , We Just Judge Everything A Person Does Without Knowing them Why They Did That. You Think That Obese Guy In Red Likes To Give Gifts To Children So They Can Be Happy , Hmph.

well one thing is for sure!

your blasphemy wont prove your heresy

santa is fiction, wait, except that there was a saint nick. and wait, even the pedaphile in the CPS government will seem nice but God is nicer.

child protective services is so far beyond righteousness and near unto complete evil that the small fact of a few pedaphile priests is not even a comparison. but thats how i see you.

your perceptions of God are blinded by the precepts of men, which are total absolute lies. the propaganda behind those lies makes people like you to be an unbeliever, i can live with that, but to prove ignorance by not knowing the facts is to prove such people are pure liars. or totally deceived.

God defens his people, and will destroy entire worlds because there are more people that will live because these idolators and devil worshippers will die and make room for the saints that will obey God

not to forget that most of the people God destroyed in the flood were continually evil and went to satan to worship him rather than seek repentnce and faith.

this is where your perception fails. it is born in ignorance, based upon people who have lied to your face. because they are not people of faith, they have no authority to interpret what the scriptures teach and what is righteousness. if you say God is not righteous and santa is nicer, than you have proven such ignorance of the truth, the best i can say is repent, perchance you might find faith and correct the teachings you bother to produce without authority

Well, Jehovah holds morals. Santa is a man made god that gives you gift no matter what. So no God isn't a prick he's God. :P