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Shake Zula, the mic rulah- the old schoolah. You wanna trip? I'll bring it to yah.
Who do I consult about the shape of my gravestone?
Because I want mine to be shaped like Bender from Futurama.
3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoDon't you hate it when Pandora radio ads start out like "Hey Pandora listeners"?
...As if those fat cat company executive have ever listened to Pandora in their lives.
4 AnswersRadio9 years agoCan theists explain to me why Santa Clause seems like a nicer person to me than Jehovah?
At least Saint Nick didn't reward his followers with tests of faith or some kind of "Fire/Sulphur Hurricane". Seriously, God is a prick.
5 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoOn a personal level, why do YOU believe in the christian god?
And if you don't, I'm sorry for your time.
13 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoAfter your momentary visit of R&S, what can you conclude?
I've concluded that all theists will stand by other theists and not once judge or critique how flawed their logic truly is after a 40-worded rant of lies and slander.
3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoWhat is a "Born again" Christian?
14 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoSpiritually speaking, have you prepared yourself for a non sequitur?
I can't stand questions that start with "Spiritually speaking".
3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoDoes ideology cloud your religious judgement?
Ideology gets in the way of everyone, it seems.
4 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoTheists, can you empathize with this statement? Why or why not?
"I cannot believe what I cannot observe."
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoIs the Christian God a hypocrite?
I mean, he waves his divine finger at those who commit homicide, yet he has killed millions of people.
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoWho is Jehovah and why does he need witnesses?
Does he look like John from Delocated because he's in the witness protection program?
9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoIf god does exist, why doesn't he smite me on the spot?
I mean, if he WERE real, I would intentionally squeeze the holy wrath out of him for fun. But he would know that, wouldn't he? Fortunately for me he doesn't exist. PARTY AT MY HOUSE
13 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoTheists: What convinced you there is a god?
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoTheists: Can you disprove the existence of anything that does not exist?
I sure am having trouble disproving the existence of an 8-foot tall self-aware milkshake, so there's GOT to be one out there by your logic.
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoWhy do certain Theists believe that dinosaurs never existed?
10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoWhat is an "Orthodox" Christian?
7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years agoDoes God believe in a democracy or a dictatorship?
15 AnswersReligion & Spirituality9 years ago