Calling all Satanists are you out there?

All christians admit to being satanists.

Well i hope that when your satans ***** in hell you will just say the following words "I was wrong"

Now i would like to take this opportunity to say im sorry to you for whatever happened to you as a child that turned you into the colossal prick bastard that writes here today, Children can be cruel adolescence can be such an awkward time in our lives, and clearly the physical and mental abuse that you must have sustained during those formative years had a dramatic effect on your self image and the person you are today, this has rendered you little more than vindictive insecure douche bag on a power trip and i totally understand that.

Of course a great deal of blame lies with the education system the obviously didn't take into account your special needs i mean how where you meant to keep up with the normal kids you can barely spring a sentence together think of how happy you would have been a classroom with your mental peers you could just be there all day making things out of clay and elbow macaroni how grand that would have been, why couldn't they have realised your borderline retarded so let me just apologise again on behalf of smart, good people with normal sized penises everywhere now there's no need to deny it sir your comments say it all how many women have outright laughed at the sight of what is your child like genitalia what other reason could you have for being such a colossal hand job of a man.

So i am sorry sir i'm sorry your a sadistic bastard who likes to intimidate people in order to feel better about his own pathetic existence well i really feel like we cleared the air here now if you will excuse me i have to answer serious questions

Really....whats so great about some red trash bag guy with horns who likes some ******* gay snakes......find some other religion or make up you're own.! Religion willl only kill you and divide I say just follow you're heart and do what feels right don't believe what others tell you, its just a waste of time there just a bunch of pathetic losers who think there cool. No one's great or better, don't bow in the face of plastic greatness and all this beauty crap they say all these supposed people look everyone wants you to conform to something ......I say religion is a bunch of bullshit and a waste of time go volunteer at some charity center or something nice ...religion is for the weak ...you're not weak you may have fallen but you can always redeem yourself from the mistake of letting others lead you down a path or more heartbreak and miserable failure. Well have a nice day be cr@zy and I believe in you I'm going to go drink some tea now and talk to my imaginary friends wally and benjamin I'll tell them you said hi...well bye:) hope I helped put some perspective in you're way<3

Who WAS the fu---cking cu--nt who boo'd mE WHOEVER IT WAS is a ska--nk face sooo ahhahahaAHAA poop ON you! Okay lets get married and sing weird songs..^_^ I really like fruit because its sweet like you;)

I'm utterly confused right now, okay you know what I am going to get coffee my 23rd love of my life oh how I missed you so umm okay lets all be best-friends bff partyy!!!~*@...And explAin EVERything in understandable terms why is everyone so damnn confusing:(.....so any of you got tumblr?

I think it's funny how he said follow your heart and do what feels right and he jus told you and some invisible guy he doesn't know off in a very disrespectful way! Pure entertainment :)