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What if god asked you to punch a cat in the face?

Would you do it?

Update:

He works in mysterious ways. Who are you to say what he would do and why?

You could totally punch a cat, they're not as fast/smart as you may think.

Update 2:

@can1 What if you were taught by Christian folk that Christianity was the true path? Would you believe it? What if you grew up in India and were taught to follow Hinduism? Would you? This is getting off topic.

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  • 9 years ago
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    God has never asked me to do anything. If your hearing voices that is a mental issue. Why punch a cat? For what? Because it cant punch back, sounds cowardly to me.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    If God asked me to do anything, the first thing I'd do would be to consult a psychiatrist.

    But I wouldn't punch a cat.

    a) They're cute.

    b) They have bloody sharp claws and teeth.

  • 9 years ago

    Since I love cats, I would use you as the substitute.

    (Seriously? You really don't have the mental capacity to ask an intelligent question?)

  • 9 years ago

    1) There is no god

    2) I love animals and I would NEVER hurt them

    3) Any deity that asks me to harm an animal on his belhalf is a half azzed ego freak, and therefore, not worth my prayer time

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    He wouldn't. What if your teacher told you to believe that you came from a rock 4.6 billion years ago? Oh wait... too late.

    yes i thought of that too,

    here is the response

    http://www.watchtower.org/e/200803/article_01.htm

  • 9 years ago

    PUNCH THE CAT!

    God is God. Period.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    What if you asked an intelligent question on here?

  • Martin
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Good luck connecting, unless you can actually surprise them when they're sleeping.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    if he come individually on planet earth show his face and tell why i should do it i would pass this task to another person to do it

  • 9 years ago

    No way. Dumb question, by the way.

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