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? asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Hey Atheists, if God doesn't exist then why am I so awesome?

Check and mate.

Update:

@Paki - I WILL spam this question until the mods get bored and let one slip through.

You get automatic BA for this one.

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  • Unpatriotic Paki
    Lv 4
    9 years ago
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    You were made in God's image :O

    *converts*

  • An Intelligent Hominid
    9 years ago

    Because I made a mistake.

    I'm god didn't you know - I was praying the other night and suddenly realized, I was talking to myself.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Right. You're so awesome that you have nothing better to do than tell Atheists how awesome you are!

    Yeah, that is so awesome (!)

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    You make yourself awesome sham, keep on diddling !!

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  • Reileah
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    It's all in the wrists.

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