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Why is God so gosh darned sexy?

After all, I was made in his image. The proof is undeniable.

Sexy Deity - 1

Atheists - 0

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Update 2:

@ Paki - ugly people are made in the image of some bleeding heart, liberal, hippie God, not our Lord Jesus.

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  • 9 years ago
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    Apparently, ugly people are also made in his image.

    EDIT: Ah. Of course.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    You think Jesus is hot? All the paintings show a hippie who doesn't even have the body of a man of his day. He should be more robust, if he was from back then, and darker. All those European artists painted him as a European serf, not a middle-eastern. And what did he do for a living? He MUST have gotten some food and clothes from SOMEWHERE. Where was his beard? Those paintings never showed much body hair.

    Rhetoric, you TOLD Paki that there IS more than one god out there NOW.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Jesus could turn my water into wine anyday, the sexy bastard. But I'll bet he couldnt raise a certain part of my husband's anatomy from the dead even if he tried.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    He sure got a perty mouth.

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  • 9 years ago

    It's the fishnets and high heels ...

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    its just a perspective

  • 9 years ago

    this is disrespectful to describe deity in this manner

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