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Did you know there really is a god?

It's me and I created you all roughly 19 years ago as far as I can remember. Though I doubt you'll believe that because I gave you all memories that to some of you may feel happened a good while before 1992. Anyway I'm telling you because I've grown bored of this layer (a layer is what you exist in right now, think of reality as a cake, I can't just delete it, I can only build a new one on top and make you believe it's reality as a whole, hence you can only see the outside of the cake)(Also I'd like to add that you can't cut into the reality cake and see the layers because it just doesn't work that way, that's how I came up with the saying "you can't have your cake and eat it too" haha) Anyway that brings me to the important part. I'm done with this layer and I'm making a new one. Don't worry, you won't know. In fact by the time you've read this I'll have already done it and you'll assume I'm talking ****. You're going to dismiss everything I say and believe life is the same as it always was. Have fun now...

Update:

You have free will now you're welcome.

But I wish you'd all be a bit nicer haha

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  • 9 years ago
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    Uh, god. You might want to get a TV show. You know, so you can reach a bigger audience. Oh and also you might benefit from a few tips on reality and how things work. It has long been evident that you're pretty much clueless about everything. Geesh.

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    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    Ps. 19:1: “The heavens are declaring the glory of God; and of the work of his hands the expanse is telling.”

    Ps. 104:24: “How many your works are, O Jehovah! All of them in wisdom you have made. The earth is full of your productions.”

    Rom. 1:20: “His invisible qualities are clearly seen from the world’s creation onward, because they are perceived by the things made.”

    New Scientist magazine said: “The lay view persists—of scientists having ‘disproved’ religion. It is a view that commonly expects scientists to be nonbelievers; that Darwin put the last nails in God’s coffin; and that a succession of scientific and technological innovations since have ruled out the possibility of any resurrection. It is a view that is wildly wrong.”—May 26, 1977, p. 478.

    A member of the French Academy of Sciences stated: “Natural order was not invented by the human mind or set up by certain perceptive powers. . . . The existence of order presupposes the existence of organizing intelligence. Such intelligence can be none other than God’s.”—Dieu existe? Oui (Paris, 1979), Christian Chabanis, quoting Pierre-Paul Grassé, p. 94.

    Scientists have identified over 100 chemical elements. Their atomic structure displays an intricate mathematical interrelationship of the elements. The periodic table points to obvious design. Such amazing design could not possibly be accidental, a product of chance.

    Illustration: When we see a camera, a radio, or a computer, we readily acknowledge that it must have been produced by an intelligent designer. Would it be reasonable, then, to say that far more complex things—the eye, the ear, and the human brain—did not originate with an intelligent Designer?

    Source(s): The Bible; jw.org; *** rs p. 145 par. 1 - p. 146 par. 4 God ***
  • You just proved that IF God was real he's a huge troll.... Congrats on making your followers look like idiots.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Are you doing Bath Salts? You mean that you just thought of this all of a sudden?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Nope.

    Source(s): Faith.
  • 9 years ago

    Please invent paragraphs

    I got bored after the second line

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    JESUS is LORD.

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