What did jesus feed to his pet dinosaur?

Bible states He did not have one

Purina Dinosaur Chow

His collection of pet rocks.

Rocks have been found in the belly section of large herbivorous dinosaur fossils. The "scientists" (paLIEontologists to be specific) say these gastroliths would have mechanically aided digestion of tough plant material. This is clearly BatSh!t Insane. Those stones are there because Jesus grew tired of his pet rocks.

Smaller pet Dinosaurs..!!

Christians

80 foot (25 meter) dinosaurs (man-eaters) will come out through sinkholes and lakes. Human souls go either to hell or heaven after death. Suicide, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit (rejecting salvation through Christ Jesus), worship of the beast-antichrist (pale gay flying Jew with red eyes, who moves like superman and makes fire come down from the sky), receiving mark of the beast (666 tattoo by lasers), and going into UFO ship to be healed (aliens=demons=ghosts=angels of light surrounding the beast-antichrist) lead to hell. Those who go to be healed in UFO ships by demons will become spiritual zombies destined for hell. When people stretch hands to receive small grey plastic world passport or similar document, 666 tattoo is given by lasers on wrist area or forehead. Food stores will be set up to laser people. Police will laser people on highways. RFID chips, electronic tattoos, and other electronic documents are used to track people to laser them.

Bacon

Samaratins.

jesus was around 2012 years ago, not millions of years.

I feel like this is the start to a bad joke.

I think they were all dead when Jesus got here, I think. and Jesus walked he didn't ride any thing.