Can't judge a Miss by her name?

Miss Match - unco-ordinated and disorganised

Miss Count - should not apply for a job involving money handling

Miss de Meanour and Miss Lead - may also get to meet Miss Judge

Miss le Toe - has many friends at Christmas but lonely at other times

Miss Handled is constantly being felt up

Miss Represent is actually a man in drag

Miss Hap has a wardrobe malfunction

Miss Conception is pregnant

Miss Conduct is a violent type

Miss Fortune trips over

Miss Used is an old slapper

Miss Shaped is all hips and no bust

Miss Trust won't do anything with anyone

Miss Managed is inebriated

Miss Placed has a sagging chest

Miss Demeanour will do it with anyone

Miss Adventure has lost her clothes via a series of events

Miss Chance -- a probation officer setting people right (true)

Miss Teak -- feet firmly on the ground woman with no time for mysticism.

Then please stop judging... well thats a joke .