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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    because it had no other choice..it had a flight to catch and all the cabs were taken..

  • 9 years ago

    Who the hell cares?! The chicken's not hurting anyone, is it? Let the chicken do whatever he wants. Better yet, why don't you help the chicken NOT become roadkill, instead of just watching it cross the road and wondering why. Just leave the damn chicken alone!

  • 9 years ago

    Because the chicken knows what road was.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Because it was a chicken **** and the toilet paper was on the other side!!!

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    To get away from the black people O:-)

  • 9 years ago

    So he could tell his chicks.

  • spirit
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    so he would not get caught and fried!

  • 9 years ago

    Why not?

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