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My dad says I don't need synthetic because Civics are known to go 300K miles on dino oil.

What dino oil should I use? Calls for 5W20.

I woke up this morning with a big pimple on my butt. It hurts to sit down. My parents will expect me to go to mass with them. If I pop it, will it ooze out blood? I cant find any band aids.

My dad is saying the VW Rabbit and the Chevy Citation are a tie

Jenny McCarthy is on the Dr. Oz show today. She talked about how she weighed over 200 pounds while she was pregnant. I've told people before on here how you can lose weight. Look CLOSELY at Jenny's teeth. She is wearing Invisalign (hard to tell but you can see it). It's such a pain in the butt to remove the retainers (than brush your teeth) to eat a cookie/snack.. or drink anything other than water, that it totally changes how you eat. And you wear them for months which makes you get over your snacking and overeating addiction.

My uncle egged my brother and I on to a foot race when we were tossing the football before watching the game. My We ran down the street and back and he won by 75 feet. We all had regular tennis shoes on. I'm 17, 5'11 and 155 pounds. My uncle has a little more weight on him but is maybe 1/2 an inch taller. I don't understand it.

Who would be a better president: Romney or Obama?

I just changed oil and filter on my Civic. My brother said the engine wont last because those filters have cardboard end caps. Are Fram filters that bad?

My 14 year old cousin is spending the weekend with us while her parents are away. We went to McDonalds yesterday and my mom told my sisters, cousin and I to order what we want. My cousin ordered 3 cheeseburgers, a large fry, an apple pie and a coke. My mom told my cousin you cant eat like that or you'll gain weight. My cousin is fat and she ran into the restroom and started crying. My mom than told us be thankful I don't let you stuff your face.

Looks like Raj is going to be scripted as gay in future episodes?

Hilariously distributing boob action!

My dad gave me his 2011 MacBook Pro to me because he wanted the new fancy display.

What should I do with my MacBook? I'm not into gaming and already do Facebook. I'm looking to design a website or do something other than browse the web. If you can come up with idea's, I'll choose someones best answer!

I don't understand it.

She shocked Ellen and the audience with what she said.

My mom made a vegetable omelet for breakfast and I've been farting for an hour now. My parents are taking me and my girlfriend to the zoo and are leaving to pick her up shortly. Were too far from stores to buy any gasx. Are there any home remedy's that work?

And what type of laundry detergent do you use? I'm thinking unscented would be the best.

I have a MacBook Pro laptop and a Lenovo ThinkPad. I don't like using either one as a laptop. I hook up a 22" widescreen monitor, keyboard, mouse and speakers to either one. I can type and do things much quicker turning into a desktop than using on the laptop itself.

I'm 16 and my girlfriend and I had intercourse twice. She said my penis is too large and hurt her too much when we had sex. Does KY lube help? I'm new to sex but she's not. Can someone experienced give me some tips?