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? asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Did you know when I stick my pecker in the ocean, it catches mermaids?

They love that bait.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
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    Lucky, all I get is jellyfish

  • ?
    9 years ago

    This mermaid, would bite that thing OFF! Don't mess with mermaids dude, seriously. Don't you know mermaids are known for KILLING men? We really enjoy luring you in, then dragging you to the darkest depths until you drown. It makes us happy. Like I said, don't mess with a mermaid.

    www.facebook.com/mermaidnoveli

  • Wolfeblayde
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    I didn't know that mermaids liked birds.

    Guess they got tired of seagulls.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Worms have a power all their own.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    If a sucker fish sees it, it will suck on it and give you fish head.

  • ✞❤†Archangel TJ†❤✞
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    cool

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    I did that once and it parted the seas.

    once i was done i screamed LET MY PEOPLE GO!

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Do they like maggots? ;)

    Source(s): They are scareybitches I would strongly advise against it
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