Anyone who can read chinese / taiwanese?

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維護 should be 維修! The person made a mistake or isn't Chinese or both!

維護 = protection

維修 = maintenance

I'm sorry, I can't answer your question, but I just thought I'd comment and say that your part about "using simplified characters as a communist plot" made me laugh. :) Good luck teaching in Taiwan - what an experience! Edit: Actually, I found this interesting quote on Wikipedia: "Although Mandarin is still the language of instruction in schools and dominates television and radio, non-Mandarin dialects have undergone a revival in public life in Taiwan. A large fraction of the populace speak the Taiwanese dialect, a variant of Min Nan spoken in southern Fujian, China, and a majority understand it. Many also speak Hakka. People educated during the Japanese period of 1900 to 1945 used Japanese as the medium of instruction. Some in the older generations only speak the Japanese they learned at school and the Taiwanese they spoke at home and are unable to communicate with many in the modern generations who only speak Mandarin." Hope that helps. :)

我不能告诉你因为你是个王八蛋。

@Haley: Google Translate is very fail. That's not actually what that says. Close but no cigar.

No, but I'd love to

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