I asked some questions earlier and to my great dismay and dissatisfaction, they were not answered.?

1. What are/were your mom's parents like? My grandma is the ultimate good Christian. She volunteers, donates and never even gets angry. She just prays for jerks. Grandpa was one of those jerks until he "found" Jesus. That's when he got really weird, but at least he was nicer to us.

2. What was grade school like? I was made fun of, but not too much. My clothes were homemade, and that was not cool back then. I couldn't afford "cool" lunch stuff, so I just had sandwiches on wheat bread with homemade jam.

3. What do you look like? In 5th grade, I cut off all my hair, spiked it and shaved steps into my sides. I had a rat tail too!

4. What were your dad's parents like? Weird. They liked to argue in Spanglish in front of us.

5. What is your taste in decor? If it's Owen-proof, I like it.

6. What is your favorite meal? I love some ribs. I love sushi. I love a really good salad. There is this barbecue joint in the next town, and the beans and cornbread are a spiritual experience. I know, I know. Trust me. It's amazing.

7. What famous person would you like to look like? What famous person do you look most like? Selma Hayek/America Ferrera as Ugly Betty.

8. What body shape are you? (apple, pear, hourglass, triangle, etc) Four by eight. I've never had any curves to speak of.

9. What's your dream vacation? I want to see Hawaii. I hope we can be stationed there before the military thing is over, but I just need to see it.

10. What are the qualities most important for a best friend? Once I was at Walmart with my friend. I spotted a dude dressed in Ninja Turtle pajamas. I found my friend in the freezer section and informed her that Rafael the Ninja Turtle was checking out and we had to get there fast. She didn't even pause to question my sanity. She just hauledass to the checkouts. She's a keeper.

11. What is your happiest childhood memory? Friend? Toy? I loved riding my bike and roller skating. Megan was a good friend. Bridget too. I loved my bike. I loved my My Little Ponies and my basketball too.

12. Baths or showers? Depends on how much time I want to take.

13. Favorite cologne? Vanilla extract.

14. Who is your favorite designer? Nathan Paul: vote for him as fan favorite on Project Runway!!! He's my old college buddy. http://ssos.mylifetime.com/shows/project-runway/se...

15. Favorite childhood books and stories. I enjoyed the Velveteen Rabbit, Black Beauty, The Secret Garden and the Little House books. I also loved my Bible Stories that Talk books on tape.

16. When you are with a family member and cannot get away, and you become angry, how do you act? What do you do? *looks down* Probably lose patience with the kids. I'm a good mom, I am. I'm just not perfect.

17. How do you defend yourself verbally? Politely, but persistently.

18. Do you look nice in ruffles? My daughter says I look silly. I have huge shoulders and no curves, so I just can't make ruffles work.

19. Would you ever have a pot bellied pig for a pet? No. I just love little dogs.

20.Rate LOLcat pics- 1-10. The one with the sad cat that just wants the red dot is pretty funny. 7

I may have more to add.

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Oh, yeah. What's your favorite spiritual saying? You know your gods are imaginary if they hate all the same people you hate.

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Paul Cyp- do you know what everyone's favorite word is? Boobs. I'm pretty sure of it. Unless you ask my son. His favorite word is fart.

EDIT: I misread question number 3, but I'll keep that answer because it's funny. Now I have a wedge cut, dark brown hair. I have huge shoulder, I'm 5'7" tall and a little overweight. I have a pudgy face and acne scarred skin. I have dark eyelashes and brows. My legs are my best feature.

1. Michael Landon and Karen Grassle, but more anal and restrictive.

2. Hell in a handbasket, whatever that means. Didn't have the best luck with middle aged women as teachers trying to find out why being with kids all day isn't fulfilling them

3. If Tom Everett Scott, Manu Bennett and Tobey Maquire had a child, I'd be a third generation grandson. Add in sasquatch and make it a full orgy, my shoulders are finally getting hair on them

4. Similar to Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee, but no money, no real personality, and no significant physical impressiveness.

5. Rustic or spartan? Now you're making me use words I have no business using.

6. Something seafood, either a Mahi Mahi Sandwich or Halibut with sweet potato fries.

7. I want Stephen Hawkings face with Alistair Overeem's body. I look most like question 3.

8. V shape covered in a thin coating of hostess cup cake fallout

9. Maldives, wave runners, one of the islands would have a 1000 foot statue of Lindsey Lohan reading the bible

10. The ability to express whatever comes to mind without being judged, an altruistic relationship where a 3000 mile road trip seemingly goes by in an hour

11. Receiving He Man Battle Bones and at least 10 He Man figures for Christmas, jesus that was forever ago

12. Bowers

13. It gets nullified as I use apple cider vinegar to get rid of my dandruff....

14. I like HR Giger....sorry I 've watched countless hours of Project Runway but there's not enough skin for me to choose a favorite designer

15. A library of Bernstein Bears.

16. I limit those situations, when they happen I hear the person out and then generally don't see them for a while. Or I speak frankly.

17. I can generate a transparent conversation pretty easily and can skim past confrontation. Sometimes that's detrimental, however, as some things may not get said. If I feel insulted I usually tell them why they're are wrong, or right, and move on.

18. Oh yes! I have Ruffles tuesdays every third week!

19. Sure. I have a pet tiger that will go nicely with it.

20. I'm sucker for that shait, 20

1 Jehovah's Witness

2 Hated it

3 It ain't pretty

4 Never knew them

5 Neutral everything

6 Hot wings and beer

7 None/ Michael Chiklis

8 Large

9 Alone on a beach

10 Loyalty

11 My dog Duke

12 Shower

13 Drakkar Noir

14 Hell no way

15 Dr. Seuss

16 Fidgety

17 Go on the offensive

18 I don't think so

19 Yes

20 7?

1: Irish

2: Playdough-ey

3: Female Jack White, apparently

4: Old

5: Like a rainbow puked everywhere

6: Spicy chicken and tomato kind of things

7: Rose Byrne (and see #3)

8: Rubix cube

9: Venice, but clear all the other tourists out

10: Funny, good personal hygiene, gives me food

11: Can't remember

12: Showers

13: Don't use it

14: Vivienne Westwood

15: Tom's Midnight Garden by Philippa Pearce

16: Sarcasm

17: NO U

18: I look nice in everything

19: No

20: 300

Additional: Walk with those who seek the truth, run from those who think they've found it

1. Dead

2. Boring.

3. Boring.

4. Drunken

5. Plain

6. Fried chicken

7. John F. Kennedy / Bill Clinton

8. 38 waist

9. Disney

10. Trustworthiness

11. Disney World

12. Bath with the shower running

13. Halston

14. Orville and Wilbur Wright

15. Dr. Seuss everything.

16. Discuss.

17. Quite logically.

18. I prefer Lay's.

19. Never.

20. 1

Bonus: John 3:17-19

1) Ward & June Cleaver

2) Stalag 13

3) like some old fart staring at me in a mirror

4) Like an old Russian housewife and an old Russian housewife

5) Monasterial, except without all that pomp

6) All of them, but I'll only truly appreciate the last

7) Lennon. Lenin.

8) Extra extra donut

9) You know that Twilight Zone episode where the guy emerges from the bank vault to find everybody gone? That one, right down to the broken glasses.

10) Nonbetrayal, but maybe I just don't have realistic expectations.

11) Broke an arm doing...rural parkour. Epic fail, but I never had so much positive support before or since.

12) Too much water! I can't wait for Star Trek sonic showers.

13) Tunafish sandwich!

14) MC Escher

15) The Apocalypse of Peter

16) Attrition. It'll take a lifetime, but I'll wear them down eventually.

17) I have a tongue like a sword that strikes against nations, but not that one

18) too many ridges

19) Pets resemble their owners, but that's going too far

20) no kittehs aloud!!1! i can haz hotdog? plzkthx.

1. They were dead/never met them.

2. The bomb diggity.

3. Brown hair. Easy Mixed eyes. Pale Skin. Sharp nose. Nice lips. Strong cheekbones. Average body build (I'm a few pounds overweight but not too shabby). Unsexy.

4. They were dead/never met them.

5. I like shades of blue and green in my house. I love pastel colors as well....they calm the storm within.

6. Dinner - I love pasta.

7. Colin Farrell. Jensen Ackles. Karl Urban. Misha Collins. SO MANY MEN, SO LITTLE TIME.

8. Average.

9. STAYING HOME. Or maybe going to Myrtle Beach.

10. Understanding. Humor. Depth. Nourishing but subtle.

11. I do struggle with this but I was happiest when I was in 3rd grade and I'd watch The Smurfs before going out to the bus stop. I'd eat a nutrition bar while watching it and that was probably the best time of my life.

12. Showers!

13. Acua di Gio or something fancy like that costs 70 bucks.

14. Don't have one.

15. Grimm's Fairy tales will do.

16. I left my adoptive family because I was being abused but if I get mad at a friend's house, I sing a song that calms me down or I imagine my house and I'm okay.

17. "You cannot fathom the immensity of the fvck I do not give."

18. :3

19. I knew someone who had a baby and I thought it was awesome but if you're talking a full adult then no.

20. 5.75/10

1. Psycho and drunk bltch physcho

2. uptight southern baptist hell

3. a crazy woman. my hair is naturally red. I have blue eyes and skin the color of paste.

4. Crazy too. My step Grandpa (the one with the floofy dog) was nice.

5. Eclectic weirdo.

6. Southern stuff like greens, cornbread, beans :)

7. I'm ok with the way I look. wouldn't mind being young again.

8. Hour glass-ish

9. back to Wales - I really liked it there

10. Honesty, integrity, loyalty

11. Talking teddy, my bear & Justin he is still my best friend :)

12. Showers, unless I'm in a lot of pain or sick

13. I hate perfume cologne it makes me ill.

14. idk. I once wore Channel years ago. But I honestly don't care much.

15. the Childcraft series got me thru childhood - I would not have survived that hell without those books.

16. They're all dead except my younger siblings. I try to be nice to them. I ignore them mostly. They're grown now.

17. Like an old school USMC DI

18.No.

19. No.

20. 10. love teh kittehs :)

1. one died of lung cancer from smoking so i dont know her, the other died to.

2. it was ok, i hade my first tounge kiss in 6th grade.

3 very thick brown hair, a thin slender nose, Very broad shoulders, 6 ft 1, blue eyes with yellow ring around my pupil that look like sun rays and remind me of the song "black hole sun" not circumsized i might add.

4. dont know as my dad was adopted and ran away, he was shot by the husband of the lady he was having an affair with.

5.well, i like the darker colors, and beautiful fantasy artwork(im 16)

6. Im 16, so of course my favorite meal is Pizza.

7. i dont really know what i want to look like, but people call me Gator, because im a player and i look kind of like Will Ferrel off of "The Other Guys" only alot taller and more of a football player body.

8. I am definitley a triangle shape.

9. my dream vacation is to go to japan(love anime)

10. someone who is loyal and doesnt rat on you.

11. mine is playing with my Bionicles and building all kinds of stuff.

12. Defenitley showers

13. i think its called perialis 18.

14. dont really have one

15. my favorite book as a 12 year old was "Helix" it was a science fiction book.

16.Honestly, i just get really really mad, until it all comes out, i have punched holes in the wall before.

17. i defend myself with well thought out and cohesive arguments, i dont use logical fallacies.

18. why would i look good wearing a Potato chip?

19. well maybe a little one. LOL

20. dont even know what your asking.

21. 1 Peter 3:15-But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect,

:)

My grandmother was like Scarlett O'Hara -- if Scarlett had 10 children.

I mostly loved grade school.

You've seen a picture. Like that, but older and with a scar.

Peasants.

Clean.

Taco salad.

None. Maybe Jeanene Garofolo.

Hourglass.

Pretty much anyplace that's not the desert.

Loyalty.

I was a preschooler, barefoot and wandering the neighborhood.. I cut my foot and started to cry. A lady came out of her house and picked me up, took me inside and washed my foot and put a band-aid on it. She was so kind and comforting. I felt safe and loved by her even though she was a stranger.

Showers.

I don't wear designer clothes.

The Chronicles of Narnia; When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit.

I go away inside myself.

With facts.

I did when I was younger.

YES.

10.

It varies. Right now I like, "Call unto Me and I will answer thee and show thee great and mighty things, which thou knowest not."