I'm taking the children to Mammoth Cave today! How much do mammoth rides cost?

The Mammoth rides are super expensive and the wait is ridiculously long. Don't waste your time and money. Interestingly enough, the Tyrannosaurus Rex rides are *totally* free, with NO wait! From what I've observed, riders simply sign this Legal Disclaimer thingy, hop right on, and off Rexy bolts, carrying his fresh passengers into an adventurous trek through the jungle.

Based on the ear-piercing screams that soon follow, it's safe to assume it's quite the adrenaline rush. Be sure to check it out...and don't forget to bring the in-laws!

No mammoths at Mammoth Cave, but they do have a whole herd at Dinosaur World right down the road.

The mammoth in my pants gives free rides baby.

You should come to the Schmecky Cave for a ride on his mammoth instead... you just have to pay for beer and pizza!

Tey the mammoth burgers

Mammoth rides are free, but they smell pretty bad since they have been dead for about 10,000 yrs. But they don't eat much, and ya don't have to put a fence to keep them from roaming.

Ima let you in on a little secret - that's not a real mammoth; it's just a regular elephant in a fur coat.

How exciting, darling! I believe the cost varies, depending on whether you ride on the mammoth's back or his tusks.

Ask Fred or Barney when you get there...they'll know.

Have fun, darling!!

(((india)))

Well, damn, you're up early. Lemmee get my clothes on and I'll be down terecklee to take yer munnies.

/keep in mind that mammoth ain't as big as they usedta be.

That's just silly talk...Caves became extinct in the early 1800's...