Did you know the rightful King of England is an Australian?

The throne can not go to an illegitimate child unless they wed someone who has a claim to the lineage. If you trace the currents Queen’s ancestry you will find a king of illegitimate birth married a woman who he though had a legitimate claim to the linage of Kings. History, confirmed by the appropriate authorities in England, shows that she was illegitimate also therefore his claim to the throne was illegal. The people in England who validate such issues have confirmed that the true claimant lives on a property in Victoria, Australia. The interesting twist is that he is a republican at heart.

With the money at stake I personally don’t believe he would be for this world long if he tried to pursue his claim. On a humorous note the Royal Christmas address from the palace could start with – ‘Right you lot, get your finger out this year so we can win the footy. Oh yeah, me Missus said I should wish you lot a Merry Christmas from the Palace Barbie”.