Poll: What is your biggest secret?

If I told you, then would it really be a secret?

And now I suppose you are going to pull the "secrets, secrets are no fun, unless you share them with everyone" card.

I have no secrets but I would like like to lose weight, thats not really a secret though :)

What secrets and techniques? i have never any secrets and techniques....why might want to u imagine that? i do not even comprehend what a key's..heh heh.. *runs away and finishes ingesting cookie* No.. i wager I actually have some yet there no longer that large. There no longer a lot secrets and techniques more advantageous like "do not tell them or ur gonna be heavily judged by technique of individuals" kinda issues, so i will tell u a small secret that i do not concepts a lot. um mm, very last 3 hundred and sixty 5 days i needed my instructor became my mom because she became so large.. ( i don't have a actual mom) Yeah..yet who might want to assert that about there instructor genuine?

I steal toilet paper from the bathroom upstairs to put in my bathroom

Don't tell my aunt

I'm too paranoid to tell anyone, you might be Government spys sent here to do bad things to me ..

What I got up to on my travels... or, well, I sucked my thumb until I was twenty - don't tell many people that!

I'm ok with incest. Even though that really isn't a secret.

I love you

I don't really have a secret at all. ^^

I love you.