Anyone have creepy rhymes?

Tomboy Jane had a young boy's heart it's said-

She kept it hid in a box by the foot of her bed.

Willie saw some dynamite,

Didn't understand it quite.

Curiosity seldom pays.

It rained Willie seven days.

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Willie, with a thirst for gore,

Nailed his sister to the door.

Mother said with humor quaint,

"Now, Willie dear, don't scratch the paint."

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Little Willie, with a curse

Threw the teapot at the nurse.

When it struck her on the nose,

His father cheered, "How straight he throws!"

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Willie built a guillotine,

Tried it out on sister Jean.

Said Mother, as he got the mop,

"These messy games have got to stop.

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In the family drinking well,

Willie pushed his sister Nelle,

She's there yet, because it kilt her.

Now we'll have to buy a filter.

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Little Willie, dressed in sashes,

Fell in the fire and burnt to ashes.

Later on the room grew chilly,

But no one cared to poke poor Willy.

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Little Willie, feeling well

Pushed his sister down the well.

Said his mother, drawing water;

"It's mighty tough to raise a daughter!"

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Willie poisoned his father's tea;

Father died in agony.

Mother came, and looked quite vexed:

"Really, Will," she said, "what next?"

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Little Willie shot his sister;

She was dead before we missed her.

Willie's always up to tricks.

Ain't he cute? He's only six.

There's a hole in the world with a great black pit and it's filled with people who are files with **** and vermin of the world inhabit it.

Tick tick I shot the clock tick tock I kill time

I'm gonna draw you a picture a picture with a twist I'll draw it with a blade a blade of steal and iron I'll draw it on my wrist my love

"Sweet Petula, sat in the Cooler, eating her greasy meat pies,

when along came a spider, and sat down beside, and

gouged out both her eyes."

"Old Mother Hubard, went to the cupboard,

to fetch poor Rover a bone. When she bent over,

poor Rover drove her for he had a bone of his own."