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Anyone notice God is not the LORD in Noah's Ark allegory. They're 2 different Commanders?

God says two will do, to keep seed alive.

LORD says clean by 7s, unclean by 2s.

Clever Noah did both:

all God commanded + all the LORD commanded.

But it got Noah into to a hall of shame, not fame.

Eg: He's listed in Hebrews 11, which notes this:

these all died...and...received not the promise,

so God hath provided some better thing for us.

Galatians 1:8 says it this way:

blessed + cursed = accursed

Galatians 5:4 says it this way:

grace + law = fallen from grace,

then Christ is of no effect to you

Jude 1:5 says it this way:

saved + destroyed ends badly

Which things are an allegory,

and also a mystery to solve

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    This is what happens when you drink ammonia.

  • 9 years ago

    Put the crack pipe down and walk away, and get a book off the shelf that says Holy Bible and no other words before it or after it.

  • What did you do before you had this forum to spew this nonsense?

  • You idiot! You forgot to carry the one!

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