How Can I Improve My Spitting?

I think I understand at least two inferences, but I have a way. I usually curl my tongue from the sides, and the lean back a bit. (That's part of the process, then tilting my head up, just a couple degrees, I propel with as much air volume as I can, and arch the expulsion. I'm not a world record holder but ever since I was a tomboy kid, I watched the guys do it and I modified some of their techniques until I had my own.

With regard to those inferences I can only assume, that would require a mutual, interactive situation I've never engaged in, at least not with a guy.

Hmmm, an indelicate question indeed, so, I will call upon my vast indepth knowledge regarding the aforementioned practice and here it is. From the very depth of your soul start to clear your lungs, then your throat and finally your mouth. Swill the aforementioned melange of internal detritus around your mouth, take a good lungful of air and propel the air at extreme velocity along with the accumulated detritus. Maximum distance can be obtained by bending the knees and arcing the back before expulsion. On expulsion bring the body forwards through 90 deg, purse ones lips and propel the gunge. It is sheer poetry especially when a woman does it and to prove it here is a poem on the very subject;

There goes the spitting girl, walking down the street

There goes the spitting girl, wouldn't you like to meet

The spitting girl.

I was in the coffee shop, when spitting girl came by.

Someone in a window seat, must have caught her eye.

She spit at them, it hit the glass, the meaning hit its mark.

She skipped along the sidewalk, as happy as a lark.

I found out all about her, she ran a hot dog stand.

Once she had been homeless, now her life was grand.

I grinned at her inside my car, she gave me a big smile.

You know that, for that spitting girl I'd walk an extra mile.

I'm going to persevere, and parry every punch.

I'm going to that hot dog stand to buy a hot dog lunch

And say hello to the spitting girl, and give her one big smile,

'Cause she taught me to take no guff, not even for awhile.

Al Fontana 8/10/07

I had an aunt that didn't have any teeth and that seemed to work well for her but sometimes she drooled too so have plenty of kleenex handy! And remember don't spit in the wind.

Im surprised the fellows that answered doesnt know about the spitting contest's thats held in several place in the usa. how ever i have never been good at it and so never tried and have no techniques to share. but more power to you for learning.

Hi there,

LOL! What a hilarious way to start my day. Whimsical, indeed!

I wonder if there will be anyone who can answer. Maybe there is a method! Interesting if true.

Watch coverage of the Republican National Convention.

(no phlegm without fury)

Use the method by Dallas and practice with watermelon seeds so you may witness your growing prowess.

I don't know beans about spitting. It's frightfully common.

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