Creationists: I require your expertise and unmatched deductive skills?

As a kid my dad used to tell me about the meanest animal in the world - the crocogator. It had a crocodile head on one end and an alligator head on the other. It was so mean because it couldnt poop.

Checkmate.

Thank god for BenOni Darkness, everybody! Where would we be without such brilliant insight into the fundamental nature of reality?

For a moment, I thought "Everybody Poops" was an esoteric nod to Michel de Montaigne, but I'm ashamed for our entire species to find out that's a real book. Damn it humanity, why?

It is definitely a deep philosophical work of art Bill, which talks about the essence of our existence.

I hope creationists do know to appreciate it.

BQ.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that!

The truth is, it's false. You see, victoria secret models don't poop. How could they? they are angelically beautiful, and close to god. God would never have such beings dispense fecal material, because they are holy and clean.

It's just more evilutionist propaganda, and you're going to hell.

Tides: Aren't they caused by menstruation?

Tides are caused by the moon and everybody does poop.

Ditched the nanny again did you

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Sorry Bill - can't help you on this one -

I do not read pulp poop c r a p - - -

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